Post by adminheaven on Aug 23, 2008 13:04:24 GMT -5
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Due to some foul play that occured last year (Ms. Congrass still hasn't found her lawn gnome...if you have any information contact the Home Ec department), we have a few new rules set up. Firstly, your student will be required send home monthly reports on their behavioral and schoolwork, so that you are kept informed on their whereabouts whilst enrolled here.
Secondly, there will be absolutely no parties allowed with any alcoholic beverages, drugs, or anything else that is not permitted in the student handbook. Remember, cigarettes are not allowed on school property. A teacher must be present at all student gatherings which involve over ten personnel, and the lounge areas are now equipped with security cameras to enforce that rule.
Remember that the staff lounge is OFF LIMITS to students. Due to a few disappearing items from the staff room, this rule is enforced heavily!
If your son and/or daughter breaks any of the new rules (or any of the rules that were enstated prior to these) you will be informed immediately, and we will decide on the punishment based on the severity of their crime. After several offenses, your student may be expelled from the school.
On a much lighter note, we are glad to welcome you to Heaven High School, and we hope that you enjoy your years at our intellectual centre. Please read the letters provided from former students.
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-Principal Ferryweather[/font][/size]
letters from a former student.
Dear Reader,
The principal, Mr. Ferryweather, wants all the students to write rubbish about the school and how wonderful the faculty is, etc. etc. I swear, if I hear one more word about teamwork and shit, believe me, I will bust a cap in Principal Ferryf**ker's ass. Yeah sure, faculty is great. Whatever. Here's what you really need to know if you're planning on staying here.
1) Don't get caught.
Yeah. There's a lot of booze and other stuff floating around campus. Trust me when I say that there will be severe consequences for getting caught with that stuff. I've had my knuckles bruised many a time.
2) The mini fridge in the staff room is TOTALLY stocked.
If you like food, then you'll like the staff room. Every teen goes broke after a while here, and it's a whole lot easier to steal food from here than to get a job.
3) There's usually money in the classrooms.
When the teachers leave the room, they usually leave their wallets stocked with cash (idiots). As long as you don't get seen by anyone, you should be okay to just pocket it.
4) Parties are only fun if they aren't allowed.
So SHHH. Faculty rules are that all parties must be supervised by a teacher. So as long as you don't get caught, PARTY ON. Trust me, once a teacher comes to supervise, the party really gets f**ked.
And that's about all you'll need to know to survive your life atthis hellhole Heaven High. Have fun. ( Trust me, you won't. )
- A former student[/size][/color][/blockquote]
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Dear Parents of Enrolled Students,[/center]Here at Heaven High School (or HHS), the most prestigious school of 'The Arts' in NY, our motto is "A closed mind is like a closed book; it's no good until you open it." At Heaven High School, we open the minds of our students to new theories in modern and traditional art, and the art of Theatre. Assured, the students are always our main priority. Your student will spend the term ( as well as the summer, by choice ) at our lovely private school, secluded by the Angel Peak Mountains and tucked nicely in the middle of a beautiful meadow.
Due to some foul play that occured last year (Ms. Congrass still hasn't found her lawn gnome...if you have any information contact the Home Ec department), we have a few new rules set up. Firstly, your student will be required send home monthly reports on their behavioral and schoolwork, so that you are kept informed on their whereabouts whilst enrolled here.
Secondly, there will be absolutely no parties allowed with any alcoholic beverages, drugs, or anything else that is not permitted in the student handbook. Remember, cigarettes are not allowed on school property. A teacher must be present at all student gatherings which involve over ten personnel, and the lounge areas are now equipped with security cameras to enforce that rule.
Remember that the staff lounge is OFF LIMITS to students. Due to a few disappearing items from the staff room, this rule is enforced heavily!
If your son and/or daughter breaks any of the new rules (or any of the rules that were enstated prior to these) you will be informed immediately, and we will decide on the punishment based on the severity of their crime. After several offenses, your student may be expelled from the school.
On a much lighter note, we are glad to welcome you to Heaven High School, and we hope that you enjoy your years at our intellectual centre. Please read the letters provided from former students.
[/size][/font]
-Principal Ferryweather[/font][/size]
letters from a former student.
Dear Reader,
The principal, Mr. Ferryweather, wants all the students to write rubbish about the school and how wonderful the faculty is, etc. etc. I swear, if I hear one more word about teamwork and shit, believe me, I will bust a cap in Principal Ferryf**ker's ass. Yeah sure, faculty is great. Whatever. Here's what you really need to know if you're planning on staying here.
1) Don't get caught.
Yeah. There's a lot of booze and other stuff floating around campus. Trust me when I say that there will be severe consequences for getting caught with that stuff. I've had my knuckles bruised many a time.
2) The mini fridge in the staff room is TOTALLY stocked.
If you like food, then you'll like the staff room. Every teen goes broke after a while here, and it's a whole lot easier to steal food from here than to get a job.
3) There's usually money in the classrooms.
When the teachers leave the room, they usually leave their wallets stocked with cash (idiots). As long as you don't get seen by anyone, you should be okay to just pocket it.
4) Parties are only fun if they aren't allowed.
So SHHH. Faculty rules are that all parties must be supervised by a teacher. So as long as you don't get caught, PARTY ON. Trust me, once a teacher comes to supervise, the party really gets f**ked.
And that's about all you'll need to know to survive your life at
- A former student[/size][/color][/blockquote]
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