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[Nicole Maurice]

“Museum Mile is the name for a stretch of Fifth Avenue running from 82nd to 105th streets on the Upper East Side in a neighborhood known as Carnegie Hill. New York City officially designated this segment as Museum Mile because it is the location of nine museums, several of which are world-renowned.”

It’s also the personal playground for my very well-groomed friends and me. The life up here is fabulous. We all wear the best clothes, attend the best parties, and have access to all the booze, drugs, and sex you could ever want. And our parents? What about them? They provide us with aspirin and condoms. Along with the quasi-european theory that the more access to something a kid has, the less likely they are to abuse it; their other motto is better safe than sorry. We’re free to do what we please as long as we keep up our appearances. This means attending all the right events, getting good grades, not puking, passing out or running naked through the streets, and keeping of the “what was she thinking” list.

Don’t confuse us with movie stars, geniuses or models. No, those people have had to work for it. We have absolutely everything handed to us, and yet we take it all for granted. Most of us come from families that have inhabited the little island of Manhattan for centuries.

While our parents live to avoid scandal, most of us live for the three B’s. Namely, Bendel’s, Bergdorf’s, and Barney’s, and who wouldn’t? Be careful though, there is more cattiness, gossip, and desperation behind the flawless faces than you could ever imagine. Watch your back, and keep everyone close. Your closest friends may up being your worst enemies and the people you’ve never met are the most sincere.

Now, while you were all out getting in your final tans in Central Park, shopping for last-minute shoes at Jimmy Choo and getting your Steep Clean facial at Bliss, I started noticing something. The Pretties have been dying to finally take down Those Girls who have ruled the Museum Mile since before they were born, and with that delicious piece of new meat, B, I just know it’s going to be an all out catfight. Pull out you cameraphones ladies and send me all the details, I’d be nothing without you, but face it. You’d be nothing without me. You know you love me,

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[blockquote][font=verdana][size=1][i] “Museum Mile is the name for a stretch of Fifth Avenue running from 82nd to 105th streets on the Upper East Side in a neighborhood known as Carnegie Hill. New York City officially designated this segment as Museum Mile because it is the location of nine museums, several of which are world-renowned.”[/i] [/size][/font][/blockquote][blockquote] [blockquote] [color=black][font=verdana][size=1]It’s also the personal playground for my very well-groomed friends and me. The life up here is fabulous. We all wear the best clothes, attend the best parties, and have access to all the booze, drugs, and sex you could ever want. And our parents? What about them? They provide us with aspirin and condoms. Along with the quasi-european theory that the more access to something a kid has, the less likely they are to abuse it; their other motto is better safe than sorry. We’re free to do what we please as long as we keep up our appearances. This means attending all the right events, getting good grades, not puking, passing out or running naked through the streets, and keeping of the “what was she thinking” list.

Don’t confuse us with movie stars, geniuses or models. No, those people have had to work for it. We have absolutely everything handed to us, and yet we take it all for granted. Most of us come from families that have inhabited the little island of Manhattan for centuries.

While our parents live to avoid scandal, most of us live for the three B’s. Namely, Bendel’s, Bergdorf’s, and Barney’s, and who wouldn’t? Be careful though, there is more cattiness, gossip, and desperation behind the flawless faces than you could ever imagine. Watch your back, and keep everyone close. Your closest friends may up being your worst enemies and the people you’ve never met are the most sincere.  

Now, while you were all out getting in your final tans in Central Park, shopping for last-minute shoes at Jimmy Choo and getting your Steep Clean facial at Bliss, I started noticing something. The Pretties have been dying to finally take down [i]Those Girls[/i] who have ruled the Museum Mile since before they were born, and with that delicious piece of new meat, [b]B[/b], I just know it’s going to be an all out catfight. Pull out you cameraphones ladies and send me all the details, I’d be nothing without you, but face it. You’d be nothing without me. You know you love me,[/font][/size]

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